Nicolas Cage in my bathtub

slave owner: UR FREE
slave: omg really!?!?
slave owner: *pulling on chain of slave* nah im just YANKING YOUR CHAIN

04/16/12

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04/15/12

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04/15/12

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04/14/12

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04/14/12

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04/13/12

mikeykolberg:

There are basically two types of white people.

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04/13/12

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Plot twist: Everyone in One Direction is gay besides Louis

04/12/12

Life lesson

jackbot:

if you look out the window and you see white people wearing shorts don’t assume it’s warm outside. make sure other races outside are also wearing shorts before u assume it’s warm.

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04/12/12

bedazzledburka:

it’s like a ghetto snowman

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04/11/12

Accent theme by Handsome Code

livin in canada, sending my elders out on ice floats.
moose for dinner again -_-

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Nicolas Cage in my bathtub

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